Just rewatched “The Animal Shelter” episode of Dan Vs. again.
GEEZUS
IT’S LIKE THEY STRAPPED SLASH GOGGLES TO MY HEAD
AND SUPERGLUED THEM THERE
“That’s Chris’ knock. Sounds like he cut his nails.”
WAIT. HOW DID- No, I will not even ask.
“Ugh, seriously, if this doesn’t work, I’m leaving you. *Leans in* I would never leave you.”
“Really?”
THAT SEALS IT. LOCK AND FIRE. DIRECT HIT TO MY SHIPPING HEART.
Dan mouthing Chris to make it seem likes he’s talking: “You’re my best friend.”
Dan: “I know buddy.”
Still mouthing: “I love you.”
Dan: “…I feel…warm feelings towards you as well, but in all honesty this conversation is making me uncomfortable.”
*Flips table* I GIVE UP. YOU WIN.
